04 July, 2012

Fifty Shades of...well, a bit crap really!

Well, I've finally finished the Fifty Shades Trilogy - overall conclusion is that it's not a bad story, the writing is shockingly poor, the sex scenes cringeworthy and really, if anyone really had that much sex they'd be walking about bandy legged like John Wayne all the time and looking far from sexy! Lyndsey was right when she said that if you took out the majority of the sex it would fit into one book. I've nothing against sex scenes, but most of them served no purpose apart from to fulfil the "Mummy porn" brief. Ah well, there's a few hours of my life that I'll never get back, and all in the name of nosiness!!